No im not married yet so no, im not a pregger.
But i always had issues with my stomach. Thats the main reason i choose my food very very very careful.
At times, i think im NOT in the power of my own stomach. It asks what it wants, it drives me nuts even after good foods, it throws tantrum, furrious bloating and hello there diarrhea, and others.
Very unpredictable.
And i've done from yoga breathing techniques to medicines just to cast the pains away.
Stomach ache is extremely uncomfortable.
But most of time, diplomacy worked. Yes. You read me right.
I talk to my stomach, lovingly.
It seems like i'm pregnant because i'll be holding and rubbing my fat layers , greeting them softly, talking and comfort it nicely. Once i felt that zingg of pain gush in, i'll straight away ask,
"Ok. Lets talk. What is it? What do you want?"
Or
"Why dear stomach..? What did i eat wrong? It's too spicy just now isn't..?"
"I know i know. Poor you.. i am sorry."
Yes. I end up apologizing to my very own digestive system.
Even its darn foolish, but it works everytime!
No kidding people.
Our stomach listen well...!
They have different feeling. I guess thats when you want to eat something else but your stomach says no, it needs another menus!
So yeahh. Im that kind of human who talks to her own stomach or what others may seen as fat abs to ease my stomach ache.
*sudden cringe!*
Aw.
Snap it!
"Okok. What is it now you baby baby little cute tiny fat abs....?"
*super loving motherly face*"
"Food time is it?"
😌
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